Up In Arms With Tootsie Rolls

Its official. Haley is not going to eat her cow. She has been so sad about eating parts of him that when I offered for her to eat more she looked sad, guilty, and scared all at once. That's when I knew there was only one thing that we could do. I dug into her Easter candy stash and found two tootsie rolls that would be perfect as prosthetic arm replacements. We rolled the ends to a nice warm and workable consistency and carefully squished them in the holes where the shoulder joints would be. Haley was incredibly pleased and wants him to have a permanent spot on her special shelf in her room. -- How can I say no?--